the sky is so beautiful and pink it’s made everything down on the ground pink too
Burning a suicide note
I often write suicide notes and then burn them, it’s very liberating.
fake chewed gum hair pins
If you look closely, they kinda look like the meme faces
Flower mandalas by Kathy Klein
my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
if there was a post to describe australia, this is it
you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?
that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?
fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?
wake up australia
That’s what birds do
They fly around and fuck shit up
Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country
Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit
It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.
Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do
i am physically incapable of not reblogging this